Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, if you didn't get a pony at the unicorn event, that's not the fishbowl's fault.

[speeding]

Hey, every time the Fishbowl fails to give me singing and/or zombie cardboard unicorns I'm a happier man.