Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

He focuses on the important things

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

You accidentally all your stuff? Accidentally what?

[burnt_orangesky]

[Don't mind the spot or two of dampness that turns up on the page while she's staring at it. It's raining wherever she's sitting. Obviously.]

You have been gone a long time, oh great and powerful Overlord. Your subjects sorely missed your guidance.

[live_ringer]

[He... has to pause for a moment because he can hardly believe the kid has come back along with Cross, much less with memories. It's almost kind of fishy, but that's not what he's going to focus on right now.]

Well, damn. They'll just let anyone back in these days, won't they?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

For the last time! I AM NOT FAT!

And I might have the fund started, I'd getting back to work as soon as I can.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Took you long enough, Your Majesty.

She is just too intrigued to stay out of this one. XD

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Who're you?

[books-and-toads.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord? And here I was wondering what we were missing. Clearly, you're the man for the job.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Hey, you! It's about time. I was hoping to see your handwriting again.

[wayofflowers.livejournal.com]

[Ink drip.]

Dash?

[Best to, y'know. Confirm.]

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

The Sphere has descended into chaos without your leadership.

[spandexisyouth]

Dash!

I am interested in the Charity Fund. Do you remember where I live?

Oh! I have part of my name. I am Gai, instead of Youth.

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord? It appears that no one is taking this seriously, so this claim is merely a jest?

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you're back after so long? With MEMORIES? NO WAY!!!!

[...yes this is worthy of screeching. He then adds three more exclamation points to NO WAY.]

You are way too casual for this. Welcome back! Wait, do you remember me? I'm Sniper!

[lingeringlegacy]

Welcome back, Tommy. Or Dash. Most people seem to prefer Dash.

Did you see the coffee machine in the Hall of Beginnings?

[crowsloveapples.livejournal.com]

I think I remember you...

Do you want some food from the Farm?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

No waaay.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

DASH!

[She is so very :D :D :D]

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Dash.

I believe that some of your belongings are still in storage, if you require them.

[Yeah that's about as awkward a welcome back as you can get. But he's a bit torn since he had half-hoped that you had been returned to your own world safely. And plus, the fact that you returned after such a long time has somewhat rekindled a hope of his own that he has been deliberately crushing for months.]