Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear EO,

- Sphere says no.
- It's your fault for missing the Mall of America. Suffer.
- If it's not your couch it'll be Cross' your bed.
- What are you doing? They will destroy us all!
- Fine, get your ass over to Bastet's and I'll buy you some myself.
- You won't get one till you learn to make your bed, Princess.

Yours in Pain,

Ghost

[speeding]

Dear Uppity Minion,

-Sphere's a bitch.
-Not my fault, the Tree's, it should make it up to me.
-Keep your fantasies to yourself dude.
-But at least I'll have a couch.
-Cool.
-But moooom.

Love,

Evil Overlord

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear Less-Evil-Than-A-Kitten,

- Dur.
- It is all your fault. Did you ever notice the Sphere likes to kidnap you more than most people here?
- It ain't a fantasy when it's truth, dude.
- :D
- No means no, mister.

SWAK,

Ghost

[speeding]

Dear Downgraded to henching,

- It does not. And if it does, I can't help it that I am irresistible.
- Hey if white-haired dudes are your thing, Cross is allll yours.
- But moooooooooooooom.

Brofist,

E.O.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear That's-What-She-Said,

- Does too, I think the Sphere needs therapy for it's Dash addiction.
- Actually, according to everyone red-haired dudes are my thing.
- NO BUTS. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

High Fives,

Ghost

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Dear Ghost,

- stop that joke.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear Cross,

- Hell no.

xoxo,

Ghost