Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

Comments

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

We have a jail?

And I would assume that a Magneto is a sort of... magnet although I doubt that one of 'em fathered you.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

You got thrown in jail again? What were-

... actually, I'm not even going to ask.

[speeding]

The wilderness does at the moment.

Weird. Tree gets more psycho every day.

[speeding]

Littering! Just littering!

One tiny Snickers wrapper!

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... WHAT?

That's ridiculous!

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

Oh. What'd you get thrown in the tanty for, anyway?

I think I'd take that particular piece of information with a grain of salt, if I were you. I don't suppose you find yourself being drawn to metallic substances?

[speeding]

I know! Cross and Rabbit got it too.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Do you guys need a bailout?

[codenamewiccan]

...How the hell did you- Nevermind just tell me what you did and that name rings a bell. A HUGE bell, dude.

[speeding]

Littering. Apparently it makes me a dangerous criminal and a menace to society. I could have told them being a teenager did that.

I would, but it seems really familiar.

Metallic objects? Er. Not as such, no.

[speeding]

Nah, but next time it happens I'm giving you a call, I swear.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Probably wouldn't be a bad idea. I AM a Guard after all, and I'm pretty sure in my past life I was a police officer.

[speeding]

Littering! LITTERING! You act like I end up on Hollywood's Most Wanted every week man.

I dunno, but you too?

[speeding]

Would be nice to have a cop on my side for once.

They aren't really fond of giving you your phone call down there, though.

[codenamewiccan]

Littering? What? That's minor! Its just a feeling man, not that you end up WANTED every week but you and trouble are life long pals.

Yeah...but why is your cereal telling you that?

[speeding]

I know! It's not even like I haven't done worse too. I'm hurt Bro. Crushed. I'm a model citizen. The soul of decency and all that crap.

I have no clue, it wrote me a colorful little poem about dad's and threw this Magneto in, instead. I think the Tree's just off it's rocker.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

True. And you never know what's going to get you thrown into prison, apparently.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

And if this bum keeps trying to steal my wallet I might get a little violent.

[speeding]

Yeah. Next time it'll be wearing the wrong shoes and the wrong hat in combination.

[speeding]

At least it's only your wallet?

[codenamewiccan]

Like blowing things up. I'll believe that when pigs fly without the help of a cannon.

At least you got it when you were half awake. I got mine in my socks.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Its the only thing in my back pocket. ...Wait. I...don't think he's actually going for my wallet.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... OK, seriously, do you guys want me to come get you?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't imprisoning the Evil Overlord break some sort of law, anyway? I mean, really, they have no idea who they're dealing with.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

I think you're just cursed.