Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

Comments

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

Being a teenager makes you a dangerous criminal and a menace to society? I could agree to that. As for being arrested for littering... well, I hope you bopped whoever tried it. It's practically a way of life.

Huh. In that case... I've got nothing to offer. Sorry, kid.

[speeding]

Hah, it's not my fault I'm a teenager! I'm a product of society! Or possibly aging. Anyway. We kinda... Didn't. It was sorta sudden.

No worries, it was a shot int he dark anyway.