Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

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[speeding]

...

Uh.

Crap.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Why me. I'm not cute or anything. And more I'm not-

[Okay screw this, KICK TO THE FACE of the groper.]

INTERESTED!!!

[speeding]

[So totally laughing.]

Nice kick man. Not laughing at you, I swear.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[So not amused.]

I hope not. Why me. Why do they pick on me?!

[speeding]

Wouldn't dare. Unless I had a head start.

Your charming good looks?