Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

Comments

[codenamewiccan]

Littering? What? That's minor! Its just a feeling man, not that you end up WANTED every week but you and trouble are life long pals.

Yeah...but why is your cereal telling you that?

[speeding]

I know! It's not even like I haven't done worse too. I'm hurt Bro. Crushed. I'm a model citizen. The soul of decency and all that crap.

I have no clue, it wrote me a colorful little poem about dad's and threw this Magneto in, instead. I think the Tree's just off it's rocker.

[codenamewiccan]

Like blowing things up. I'll believe that when pigs fly without the help of a cannon.

At least you got it when you were half awake. I got mine in my socks.

[speeding]

For a good cause! Cynic. You'll get grey hairs before your time.

See? Off it's gourd. It could be worse?

[codenamewiccan]

Just don't explode people. I'm not a cynic, I'm not any cleaner than you are. ...I sorta get that impression too.

Could have been in the shower, I know.

[speeding]

What if they deserve it? Survey says you're right on that one Pretty sure you spent some time in the clink too.

Yeah. Or a delivery guy dressed like Godzilla.

Ping ping ping

[codenamewiccan]

We don't kill, Dash. ...all I get is this feeling of isolated fear from that statement. I never want to do that again. ever.

Or like a Teletubby.

BACK AT YOU

[speeding]

I could swear you've said that to me before Yeah... Yeah me too, y'know?

... I'm kinda scared to wonder how your mind works.

LOL here have more

[codenamewiccan]

I swear I've said it to you before too. I won't let them do that to you ever again.

...I don't even know what a Teletubby is but I feel disturbed I mentioned it.

WHY THANK YOU... headache wheee /ping pongs

[speeding]

What, is it a phrase in the manual? Wait... What? What?

Yeah. Me too. Next it'll be singing sappy songs and then I'll know you need mental help.

Haha you did it to me!

[codenamewiccan]

I'd check but I left the manual in my other tights. I don't know. I just do not want on the jail time. For either of us.

...Or thinking up something worse than that. It seems to like doing that.

HAD TO

[speeding]

Was that the set that went with the cape and staff? Yeah, ahem to that. Something wrong about being locked up.

I don't even want to know.

sajdsj LOL

[codenamewiccan]

...Okay are you sharing my thoughts? Do we need to talk about thought boundaries? Those were in my dream. More than a little wrong.

Me either and its my mind.

God I love our teens

[speeding]

Ewww, why would I want to be in your head? I bet you have cooties. They were in my dream too. Yeah, like, gets me really angry to think about, y'know?

Yeah I wonder what that says.