Fourteenth Run - Shopping List

[speeding]

Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

Comments

[speeding]

Well I have no idea what to bribe you with. But I guess I'm putting out here the idea that, if bribing were to be an acceptable means of business, I could, ya'know, try to find whatever might sway you from the straight and narrow.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dude, for the record? Pretty sure I've never been on the straight and narrow -- even if I don't properly remember it. Though this would mean we'd be making a temporary alliance. How do I know the balance of power won't shift completely and the world unmake itself as a result?

[speeding]

Semantics.

I think a temporary alliance in the name of the cause is acceptable, don't you? We can always make up for it by being extra nemesis-y after or something.

And if the world unmakes itself and unravels, spiraling us all into a vast abyss of strange and weird, we can always blame Want for not stopping us.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Gee. Me getting blamed for stuff that's not my fault. What strange alternate universe are we in?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

It'd be a nice change of pace for once, admit it.

[speeding]

Yeah but we rely on you to tell us when something is a bad idea. That includes getting the world to explode.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Yeah, okay, maybe I'm totally behind this plan. Though, does that mean my official line can be that I'm doing it for you and therefore not for him. Thus allowing me to do what he wants without giving him the satisfaction of actually winning the argument?

ANSWER CAREFULLY!

[speeding]

Let me think.

Alright. I believe I can support this tactic, Nemesis. I mean, after all, if we're joining forces and some stuff that gets hauled up just happened to end up not at my place but, in fact, maybe at your place?

Well. These things happen when you're worried about the world unmaking itself.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

And thus a nefarious partnership of arch enemies was born.

[speeding]

May the lesser beings cower in terror before our your might and my... Awesome.

And the world trembled.