speeding: (Yeah huh // so much better than YOU)
speeding ([personal profile] speeding) wrote2011-03-16 10:04 am
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Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord


P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.
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spandexisyouth: (Beaming in JOY)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dash!

I am interested in the Charity Fund. Do you remember where I live?

Oh! I have part of my name. I am Gai, instead of Youth.
speeding: (Hey psst // Maybe that's not a good idea)

[personal profile] speeding 2011-03-17 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Gai! Nice. Sounds French? Congrats on your names Gai.

I sure do, and if you're offering coffee or a real shower I can be there five minutes ago.
spandexisyouth: (confident)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
What is French?

I can offer both! Can you really be here five minutes ago?
speeding: (Dude)

[personal profile] speeding 2011-03-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's a country full of people who eat frogs.

Never tried, actually. I'm not sure even I'm that fast.
spandexisyouth: (Beaming in JOY)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I do not think I am French.

We should see! You should try!
speeding: (Hey that's cool!)

Offline?

[personal profile] speeding 2011-03-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Giving it a shot!
spandexisyouth: (confident)

Sure!

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Gai pulls out a spare towel and starts to get water going for coffee. They don't have a coffee machine, but they do have a coffee press.]

speeding: (I feel the need...)

[personal profile] speeding 2011-03-24 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a knock on the door about a fraction of a second after Dash puts the dot on the exclamation point.]
spandexisyouth: (Beaming in JOY)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-24 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets the door, smiling cheerfully at seeing Dash again.]

That was not five minutes ago, but it was very fast. Clearly I must train more. Come in!

[Stepping out of the way, Gai gestured to the inside of the house, making sure none of the three dogs made a bolt for the opening.]

[identity profile] grab-my-bells.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you'll just invite anyone over these days, hm?


[Added belatedly, lol.] Hey, Dash.
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[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
It is not just anyone, it is Dash!
spandexisyouth: (Bein' ninja)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
I do not make that much of a habit of it.
spandexisyouth: (being loud)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
There have been only three! I think!

[identity profile] grab-my-bells.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
That you're unsure about the amount should tell you something.
spandexisyouth: (Oooooh yeaaaaah)

[personal profile] spandexisyouth 2011-03-17 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
You do not count because I wanted you to stay. Nova does not count because she was a puppy.

Oh. I was counting Lotus in the three and I wanted him to stay too.

So just two! I think!
speeding: (Ooh me pick me!)

[personal profile] speeding 2011-03-24 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Bell.
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