speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
speeding ([personal profile] speeding) wrote2009-09-10 03:40 am
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Twenty-seventh run - FML

Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.
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speeding: (Make way! Coming through!)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be correct. Fire, demons, sulfur, souls in torment, the whole enchilada.

[identity profile] blue-shields.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
............

I don't even know what to say to that!
speeding: (Lawl)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like "Hey Dash, did you get me tickets to see Satan and the Screaming Damned live in concert while you were there?"

[identity profile] blue-shields.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right.

Did you bring back any souvenirs? Or did they kick you out because they were afraid you'd take over?
speeding: (Serious face)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry dude, no souvenirs. Code showed up though--I'm presuming to save my ass but it ended there.
speeding: (Yeah huh // so much better than YOU)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I know, you envy my life full of adventure and weirdness.

[identity profile] blue-shields.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I'd prefer that or my relatively boring life.

Perhaps if I were your minion... oh, wait, I already am.
speeding: (So smooth)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh! Actually hell wasn't... Too bad, compared to my first memory. Not exactly a vacation spot in Malibu, but...

Don't worry loyal subject, next time I decide to visit the darkest regions of the black abyss I'll totes invite you along.

[identity profile] blue-shields.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... I can't imagine something being worse than Hell, but I'll believe you.

Oh, awesome. As long as I have advance warning so I can bring my spear and fight off demons for you.
speeding: (Profile // I have cheekbones!)

[personal profile] speeding 2009-09-10 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thing is, none of the demons were bothering me. Ask one of the souls in torment and you might get another opinion of course.

Nah, we'll take the VIP pass, get the red carpet treatment.
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