Eighth Run - Candy Mountain...

[speeding]

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

Comments

[treeleopardess]

You kids are KILLING ME.

[speeding]

B.

B I need a favor. Seriously.

I'm begging you. Can you hook me up with some booze? Lots of it? I'm either going to get this thing smashed or put myself into a coma, I don't care, one or the other works for me.

[treeleopardess]

You're asking me to contribute to the delinquency of a minor--you swear I'm the kind of adult that jumps out of the shadows at unicorns.

Is beer okay?

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

If you want, I can come round and touch it.

It might kill it.

[speeding]

Sure. It'll be the blue annoying one that won't shut up.

I doubt you'd kill it Ran. And there's nothing more I can say that would be at all tactful, but if I'm totally flustered?

You can't blame me.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

If Bastet can sneak up to one and give it a nosebleed and make it pass out. I'm sure that if I put my mind too it, I could at least give yours a brain hemorrhage.

You never know. It might like me.



You? Flustered? Never.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

HA.

HAAHAAHA.


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA.

[speeding]

Yeah. You wish you had one, Nemesis.

I am pure as the driven fucking snow.




Why is my unicorn retarded, T? Why?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Given the fact that I know what it took to get rid of mine, I really really don't.

You can be all fucking driven and whatever, T. I'll be over here, making sure Dub's unicorn stays dead.



Do you seriously want me to answer that, dude? Cause I can.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Dash... I think it's kind of funny too.

[speeding]

Et tu, Fullmetal? Et tu?

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

TWIN CLONE WHATEVER YOU ARE

COME PRETEND TO BE ME FOR A WHILE

BRING THE UNICORN

If I told you we have aspirin-like-stuff in the bathroom, would that sweeten the deal?

[speeding]

....

FOR ASPIRIN OR GOOD SUBSTITUTE I WILL EVEN IMITATE YOU, WANT.

COMPLETE WITH RETARDED BLUE SINGING UNICORN.

Seriously this is all backwards and wrong. Obviously I got your unicorn by mistake.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to sleep with Dash tonight?

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

...

So it's like describings the wilderness but nots?

Vodka?

[speeding]

Kind of. Who knows? I think it's confused.

Please.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Your Unicorn is on crack.

But don't get it drunk Dash! :(

[speeding]

Why not Lucy? Seriously?

If it shuts it up...

what is this "legal drinking age?" pfft.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

I'll be theres! He'll be fine.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

YOU TOO!?

UGH, our unicorns must be related, but mine's pink. It goes against physics or something, floating around and singing THAT EXACT SAME SONG.

Oh no, and now the song is stuck in my head! Oh god, I've been singing along for the past hour...

[speeding]

Yeah. Me too. It's giving me a monster headache and I think turning me into a major jerk.

Maybe you should join us for trying to get these things drunk.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... wait, WHAT?

[speeding]

Yeah.

Well.

I'm just lucky like that.

YOU MADE HIM HUNGRY AGAIN.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...

Excuse me, I'll be back later.

DASH IS GOIG TO END UP MAKING CROSS HUNGRY ALL THE TIME

[speeding]

Cross?