Fourth Run - Boy Scout

[speeding]

((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))

Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.

Medical Island

Pretty trashed. Giant branches have collapsed half the building but the other half actually looks stable and useable in a pinch.  Water damage is pretty extensive.

Marketplace

A whole lot of rubble. Buildings are a todd up--some are in pretty decent shape, others are rubble. Looks like there were stalls but not a one of them survived. Talked to some of the people stuck at work--there's a lot of debris and some of ti's sharp, what where you step.


Next up! Post office and Farmland.

Post office

Not crossing that bridge. No way, no how. Sorry. It might be safe? But I don't think so.

Farmland

Actually looks okay. A lot of branches littering the place but the essential equipment looks intact. Just going to need some picking up mainly.


Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.

Music Room

Totally trashed. I can barely move around this place, the damage is pretty bad. Water damage, branched, the place is falling apart. Careful if you come here--the bridge was a little unsteady getting over and I would not trust entering the building unless you're like, Superman. Some of the walls have collapsed, and the roof looks about to give up the ghost.

Race Track

The track is trashed. The strands are splinters. Stables look okay though, but this place isn't going to be useable without a lot of help.


Park and State Aquarium

Park

Looks pretty unscathed. Some building here got a little damaged, but looks sound. Other than a lot of things blown over, it's fine.

State Aquarium

A little damage, not too bad. But why didnt' anyone warn me about the fuckign tentacle monster? It's BRIGHT PINK people, you could have warned me! It's not coming after me, so I'm good. Kind of assessing the damage from a distance because you cannot pay me enough to go down there.

Thanks a lot guys.


Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.

Dojo

Bridge from the Aquarium is trashed, but the bridge from the hot springs is fine. The dojo is a wreck people. No training to be kung fu masters here for a while, trust me. Tempted to make a joke about splinters and Splinter, but the fact that there is tentacle monster thing here is still killing my wit.
Hot Springs

Almost no damage. Looks pretty good here, some fallen branches and debris, that's it.


Houskeeping and Paper Factory

Housekeeping

Dunno how this one got pulled off but there's almost no damage here.

Paper Factory

Some water damage and medium branches, going to need some hauling and repair, but over all not bad.


Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island

Ikea

Medium damage. I wouldn't take a lot of this furniture home unless you wanted some kindling or somethig. Some of it escaped though--a lot of water damage even to the intact stuff though.

Workshops

Trashed. Like. Gone. Having to crawl over giant branches and rubble just to get to the other side of the island.

Unnamed Island

Okay I feel really depressed. Nothing here to be trashed, but there's a lot of debris. Getting off this godforsaken rock now.


Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island

Crystala

Weird place. Gives me the creeps a little. Bridge getting here was kind of tereacherous, so watch yoru step. A lot of debris and broken crystals but... Yeah, that's about it. Place gives me the wiggins though. And I think something is watching me.

Going to call this next one Lighthouse Island

Lighthouse

Can't get across the bridge to check it out, but the lighthouse itself looks fine from here.

That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.

Comments

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[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

So, do you actually have ADHD? Or just the H part?

2/2

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Uh. Sorry, man. I just reread that, and I didn't mean to be kind of a dick when you're just helping out.

Tired, you know? Sorry.

[speeding]

I'm sorry, what? Something shiny caught my attention, were we talking about something?

Eh, everyone's kind of stressed, I get that.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Cute. But you've just given away your weakness there, evil overlord. What's to stop me from going and telling your nemesis?

Thanks.

[speeding]

Yeah, I totally am. Don't let Bond know you called me that, bro.

Obviously you wouldn't tell my nemesis my weakness. That ruins the dramatic tension.




Seriously, are you guys going to be okay?

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Somebody's been busy.




You manage all that without a scratch?

[speeding]

Idle hands, Ran, idle hands.

Or feet, in this case.



Technically? Not exactly. But there's a difference between a few scuffs and getting hurt. Some of the footing out there is pretty treacherous. Lucky me I have good reflexes.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Well get your idle hands, idle feet, idle whatever back in one piece.


You going to need a medic? I'll scrounge one for you for your arrival back if you need one.

[speeding]

Hey if I get myself banged up do I

Yes ma'am. Right away ma'am.


Nah I'm fine. But if I get you to worry about me I could probably swing something gruesome but non-life-threatening.

Of course it occurs to me you'd then kill me so I think I'll just head back all careful like.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Don't even try it, slick.


smart boy. remember what you said about not wanting to incur a verbal smackdown? anything less than getting yourself back in pristine condition will result in one.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

act accordingly.

[treeleopardess]

Good job, kiddo. Where are you now?

[speeding]

Heading back from that Crystala island. That bridge is not safe by the way.

[treeleopardess]

It wasn't all that safe to begin with, to be honest. I barely made it across the last time I was on it, but that was because of the earthquake that hit right then.

[speeding]

Earthquakes and hurricanes huh? This place is a hoot.

[treeleopardess]

Tell me about it. So you be careful heading back.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see you met Bernard. Is she all right?

[speeding]

Bernard.

You mean the tentacle thing?

It has a name? And it's a she?

That figures.

Yeah, it--she, whatever--looked fine. I didnt' go up exactly and ask.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Yes, it has a name and it is a 'she'. She's really very friendly.

Sometimes just a shade too friendly.

[speeding]

Yeah. I'll take your word for it.

How do you even know dude?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Do.

LONG LONG STORY. Barring that I 'met' her when she showed up.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

If I had a hat, I'd tip it to you! You did a hell of a better job reporting than I did, hahaha!

[speeding]

As I understand it, um all hats should be off to you dude.

But thanks anyway, Chosen.

Oh hey, do you really have wings? That sounds wicked!

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Only the coolest wings EVER! ♥

[fugue-angel.livejournal.com]

Your hard work has been noted--thank you.

Perhaps I will request another run again in the future.

[speeding]

Uh, no problem man. Glad I could be of some use!

Sure, just lemme know.