Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[live_ringer]

I can see how aliens would benefit from going around collecting Overlords.

I'll throw in that coffee you mentioned and we can call it 'generously eccentric'. Besides, I figure you can put it to better use than I would.

[speeding]

Aliens can be assholes.

I can live with generously eccentric. We can call you a rock star and make a Lego homage.

...It's so seldom I can find a situation where this event icon is relevant. >_>

[live_ringer]

A rock star, hm? I can live with that.