Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

She is just too intrigued to stay out of this one. XD

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Who're you?

<3!

[speeding]

Name's Dash. Resident Overlord. Apparently I've been a bit absent. Overslept my alarm.

You?

^_^

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Overlord, huh? I sure never heard of you.

The name's Marbles! The slayer of zombies, the rider of unicorns, and barmaid extraordinaire! [Pause.] Oh, and I work the Scrapyard in the mornings, so if you need me to hook you up with a better alarm, I'm your girl!

[speeding]

My minions have been lax then, beatings for all.

Nice ta meetya Marbles. Sounds like you're one hell of an over-achiever.

Sorry, hiatus! Back now. XD

[viva-la-materia.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thanks for putting that in writing! Gotta show my brother when he gets home.

So, d'you do anything else besides lording it over people?