Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[speeding]

[You and him both find it pretty weird dude. But light hearted is the way.]

Seriously, the screening process just ain't what it used to be. Looks like things got lax in my absence.

[live_ringer]

Can't say I'm terribly surprised you managed to sneak in while the getting was good.

So, since you're rebuilding your resources from scratch... how would you feel about a donation of Legos?

[What he's not saying is that they are the Legos Of A Dead Man. Nobody had claimed them when he was executing Grift's will, and honestly, he's not sure what he would do with them.]

[speeding]

What can I say, I just can't quit this crazy place. Apparently. Or the aliens decided to re-abduct me. Who knows?

Legos? Gene, you're either generous or a troll. I'll take whatever I can get though. At least it's probably something Cross won't eat.

[live_ringer]

I can see how aliens would benefit from going around collecting Overlords.

I'll throw in that coffee you mentioned and we can call it 'generously eccentric'. Besides, I figure you can put it to better use than I would.

[speeding]

Aliens can be assholes.

I can live with generously eccentric. We can call you a rock star and make a Lego homage.

...It's so seldom I can find a situation where this event icon is relevant. >_>

[live_ringer]

A rock star, hm? I can live with that.