Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

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[burnt_orangesky]

[Don't mind the spot or two of dampness that turns up on the page while she's staring at it. It's raining wherever she's sitting. Obviously.]

You have been gone a long time, oh great and powerful Overlord. Your subjects sorely missed your guidance.

[speeding]

[Not... Going to comment on the wetness. He's covering his general confusion and upset as he always does, humor.]

Sorry, had to take a vacay from all the serious Evil Overlording business. Unplanned, wasn't really worth it. Prices were insane, and you wouldn't believe the weather.

How you been, Fred?

[burnt_orangesky]

[There's a pause, possibly to let her compose herself.]

Well, I cannot guarantee the weather is any better, but I should hope the company is.

Asleep, actually; I just woke up yesterday, from roughly two weeks of slumber, according to everyone I have spoken to. [Tap, tap.] Or perhaps I woke earlier today. It is rather hard to say, really.

[speeding]

Two weeks? I know they talk about needing your beauty sleep Fred, but you looked fine to begin with.

[burnt_orangesky]

It was due to something new, from your perspective; if you see a container of rainbow sand, do not touch it.

Although, this particular time it was hidden in a pocket watch, so it rather took me by surprise.