Twenty-nineth run - Not all dreams are sinister

[speeding]

Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.

My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.

Carry on, peons.

Comments

/pokes robot/

[speeding]

Check out the tree, happens all the goddamn time, I don't even need to lift a finger.

*robot slices off finger*

[ice_echani]

Then I do not understand why you refer to yourself as such.

DDDD:

[speeding]

No one else claimed the title.

*duct-tapes it back on, fine*

[ice_echani]

Then I do not understand why y

Do you fight?

/puppy eyes/

[speeding]

What's that got to do with..?

Yeah, when I have to.

*pats head*

[ice_echani]

It is a more effective way of communicating.

What would compel you to fight?

<3

[speeding]

Wait, are you saying fighting is an effective way of communicating? How does that even compute?

Oh I dunno, maybe the usual non-psychotic reasons? Protecting a friend, defending my girlfriend's honor, kicking ass in the name of truth, justice and mom's apple pie?

\o/

[ice_echani]

In battle, one's true feelings are expressed through movement. It does not mean a fight to the death.

[long pause. oops.]

I apologize.

[speeding]

Seriously? I just like to move. Fighting's kind of a bitch though, even if it's fun.

[Also pause.]

Hey, no, I shouldn't have been messing around.

[ice_echani]

There is much enjoyment to be had in a good fight.

I did not understand your meaning. It was my failing.

[speeding]

Yeah, as long as you don't get hit. Then there's much pain to be had.

No, I shoulda stopped messing with you.

she is actually a bit amused by his first comment

[ice_echani]

Then you must train so you do not get hit.

Do not concern yourself.

At least he makes up for his fail a bit?

[speeding]

When I'm on the move no one can touch me, it's when I stop that's the problem.

Yeah...