speeding | Twenty-seventh run

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Twenty-seventh run - FML

Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.

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Dash why are you trying to take advantage of this queer event?

He is most hellbent on making this sort of happenin' more miserable than such already is.

Three~ little~ words~ dude.

We are both fully aware that during this present time three simple words transform themselves into a ridiculously thick wall of writing.

That's what makes it awesome.

Ya truly find yourself desirin' to see such a superfluous wall of scribbles?

Yep!

I find the taste of -------

Forget such a request. This is irritatin' beyond even what the most flowery words can describe

Quitter.

Attempt a similar endeavor.

Like what?

Speak the same line in a similar manner.

Sure, if you do it next.

Lo and verily and shit, I doth findeth the taste of slightly burnt bread pleasing unto my innards.

How eloquent of ya

I know I'm a regular Charles Dickens.

Your turn.

Your eloquence never fails to impress me.

I find the taste of toasted bread more pleasing than the sunrise on a summer morning.

Nor yours good chap. Nor yours.

Now was that so hard?

Excruciatingly so

Poor baby.

I needn't your pity, 'kay? I simply wish for this monstrosity of a curse to cease its reign of terror about the spherical world in which we live so that I may cease in this horrendous, verbose, unnecessary wall of scribbles.

I dunno, I'm getting kinda used to everyone's abuse of run-on sentences. I might miss it.

If such a horrific effect continues, I am most certain I shall find residents of our spherical world within my office with blisters and sores upon their hands from the extreme requirement of writing. What effect of this fishbowl would go without such a strange visit within my office? I certainly doubt this strange habitat would go one strange effect without doing so, yeah?

Because it's funny?

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Twenty-seventh run - FML

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Derp, you saw nothing

i am so incredibly amused at said nothing XD

>.> It was all a snare and delusion

a very enjoyable delusion XD

These are not the droids you are looking for~

These are not the dro----- HEY!

Mwahaha

>/....

<3?

<3 /o/

omfg kdc,jgfkjhgfgfhjg /fails just... fails

i am so amused by these names! XD

I have too many weird/vulgar names orz I'm glad my fail amuses though

incredibly XD

/fails all over you bb

/luffles the fail :3

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