Nineth Run - Chewbacca, what a Wookie! Chewie..!

[speeding]

Dear 'Sphere,

I get that Wookies are awesome. I do. In fact, I'll be the first person to say Chewie kicks ass.

But what I don't get is that if you're going to dress me up as someone from Star Wars, why did it have to be the Wookie? Why not Han Solo? Obi Wan? Heck, even Darth?

Why a Wookie?

Next time I demand to be the cool handsome space smuggler. Not the shaggy side kick.

Best Regards,
Your Evil Overlord.

P.S. I appreciate you picking Wookie over Ewok. Seriously I do. But come on.

P.P.S. No, making my unicorn able to laugh at me isn't helping.

((OOC: Yep. Chewbacca.))

Comments

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

...Can you makes the sound? :D

We could trys getting it drunk agains?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

No.

Friggin.

Way.

[speeding]

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

[speeding]

Actually I kind of can. Wanna hear?

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Ja! Ran convinced mes not to stays at work. Not like anyone else showeds up.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

No no no, T. That my line to you.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Ok so whats did you get stucks with?

[speeding]

Well, getting unicorns drunk and making wookie noises it is!

[speeding]

Do I get to call you a scruffy-looking nerfherder then?

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

WOHOO.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

What's a wookie?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

[after a long pause]



don't ask.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

CHEWBACCA!

WHAT A WOOKIE!




[after a pause]

sorry i just had to do it at least once.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

No no no you're not gettings out of its.

Fess up blondie.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

..huh!?

[speeding]

You tell him Kanin!

[speeding]

CHEWIE!

Da na naaa...




You are a bad man.

[speeding]

A wookie is like, a giant... Humanoid... Shag rug.

Pretty much.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Its from a movies. Well a lot of movies.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

A shag rug that makes a noise, then?

If you're ever in the Marketplace, you have to let me hear the sound, too.

It's only fair.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Oi. None of that blondie business.




I get it bad enough from Want.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Go choke on a furrball.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

It is the rights of the brown-haired people to call all blonds blondie.

I'm still waitings for an answer.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Listen. I'm not going to be the only one who's suffering though having it stuck in my head, dude.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you try.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Now I feel slightly better about what I was stuck with.

... Only slightly, mind. PINK SKIRT. I HAVE TO WEAR A PINK SKIRT.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

And you'll continue to wait for an answer, dude.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Whatevers it is it can'ts be that bads, really. :P

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

tiny



tiny




hat

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[After reading all the comments]

...ah you have to be grateful it wasn't a dress or skirt!

[speeding]

[Much later]

I'd rather choke on your tiny hat.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? I can feed it to you, if you'd like.

[speeding]

LIKE I SAID DUDE! Consider it a kilt! Bleached out red kilt./ Kilts are manly right?

I would take a pink skirt light red kilt over my Wookie outfit just 'cause, seriously? This thing is not comfortable.

[speeding]

Dunno Cross, it's pretty uncomfortable.

On the one hand it's not emasculating. On the other... I'm dressed as a Wookie. Not sure which is worse, in the end.

[speeding]

Yeah, thanks.

At least I can sing the Wookie chorus too it.

[speeding]

I'll stop by later, how's that? Our unicorns can meet and I can make Wookie noises until you fall over laughing at me.

[speeding]

Try it, ruffles boy.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

I think I'll feed you the one with the big huge flower first.

[speeding]

THIS IS ME

GOING

OM NOM NOM

Seriously, tiny jaunty hat?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Manlier than skirts, yeah.

I imagine it can't be very fun. Hopefully this will be over soon... or at least tomorrow I'll wake up with different clothes.

Feel free to edjucate Lucy on Star Wars

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Who the what now?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

What's a Wookie?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I vote emasculating is worse. At least with the um, Wookie you can have fun with it?