Act 2, Scene 46 - We will rock you

[speeding]

Hey Seven,

Wanna go out?

- Dash

[Edited in. Kind of squished to the side.]

HEY GAI. IS BELL A GENTLEMAN? Y/N?

Comments

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

More the latter.

[speeding]

Really? I would seriously not have pegged you for the attach lasers to dinosaurs type.

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

No? I am highly practical. A dinosaur with a laser would be an efficient way to deal with a great many things, including the dangers that I have heard of here.

[speeding]

Okay stop me if you've heard this one before, but. What are your thoughts re: laser sharks?

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Creative, but not nearly practical. After all, threats come from water only approximately 2% of the time. And dangling one's opponent over a shark tank is passé.

[speeding]

Okay.

Laser-equipped T-Rex's riding sharks.

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

[And for the first time in Edensphere, Mona cracks up.]

Entirely impractical, and entirely creative. I salute your ingenuity. If there was to be such a thing, I would indeed utilize it to the fullest of my ability.

[speeding]

[Mission accomplished.]

Now I'm curious. How would you utilize laser-equipped T-Rex's riding sharks?

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Here, or elsewhere?

[speeding]

Both?

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Here, the issues we face are twofold. First, we know not where our captors are headquartered. Second, a dinosaur would not fit well into the elevator. So our primary operation, instead of an attack, would be to carve a staircase into the tree with laserbeams. This then allows us the mobility we need to use our [the writing gets a little wibbly. She's laughing here.] sharks effectively. From there on we identify, locate, isolate, and remove those who we must to achieve our goal. I am assuming for the purpose of this exercise that our goal is freedom.

Elsewhere, the only proper use for dinosaur-riding laser sharks would be to overthrow and conquer the entire world.

[speeding]

I'm almost sure I understood most of that.

And I love the way you think. So, after freedom, we conquer the world?

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

I believe that is the universal rule of what one must do when they have creatures equipped with lasers.

[speeding]

So do we go classic lair and order a piranha tank, or more avant garde and try something like robotic crocodiles in the moat?

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Avant garde. You are, after all, a modernist. And I believe in trying new approaches to things. The old has been done before; copying will not set one apart.

[speeding]

Better and better. It's a shame T my arch nemesis isn't still around. You'd have a blast with him, M.

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

He even had a symbol? Quite admirable. Perhaps I shall simply have to make an arch-nemesis here.

[speeding]

Got an eye on anyone? You gotta pick the Nemesis careful like.

[vile-queen.livejournal.com]

Mm. Not at this time. I have only been here for a month, after all.

[A lie, she has her eyes on someone. But she won't say.]