First Run - Hi, what the hell?

[speeding]

Okay. So.

• Magical journal? Check.
• Shower has been had? Check.
• Actually not-goopy clothing that still doesn't really fit? Check.
• Waking up in the most insane excuse for a social study without any memories or, you know, clothes, and being told the low-down by some poor girl who looked like she was going to faint? Double check.
• Getting practically manhandled around to god knows where without anyone telling me what the hell this is about and ending up writing this next to an endless rack of lady's high heels? GO TIME.

But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?

Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.

The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.

god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.

Comments

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

No, not even fire ants. Nothing is worth that.

...I seem to get that a lot.

[speeding]

I'll take your word for it I guess.

Yeah.

Um.

Well.






youdokindoftalklikeyou'reold.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...

Just because I don't have the same frame of reference as the others and my every other word isn't some form of slang? I'm from a very, very different place, that's all.

...and definitely not old.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

he's not saying you're old, dude. he's just saying you talk like you are.

all you need to say is 'holy crow' and 'gee criminey' and i think you'd be totally set.

[speeding]

Yeah, a different place where everyone speaks old apparently.







How about "Get off my lawn!" or "Dangnabbit!" that'd kind of set him as terminally old, whatever his age.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...what?

Okay, now you people are starting in with the unintelligible talk again.

[speeding]

Let me analyze this sentence for you Drake, as a personal favor.

...

No never mind, I tried. I think it's incurable. Too deeply ingrained I suspect. Sorry, it's terminal.

You talk like an old person. It's not going to get better without probably lots of therapy and some serious surgery.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I talk the way I talk.

You want talking like an old person, go listen to Seraph or something.

[speeding]

Dude.

Teasing.






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