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First Run - Hi, what the hell?
Okay. So.
But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?
Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.
The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.
god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.
- Magical journal? Check.
- Shower has been had? Check.
- Actually not-goopy clothing that still doesn't really fit? Check.
- Waking up in the most insane excuse for a social study without any memories or, you know, clothes, and being told the low-down by some poor girl who looked like she was going to faint? Double check.
- Getting practically manhandled around to god knows where without anyone telling me what the hell this is about and ending up writing this next to an endless rack of lady's high heels? GO TIME.
But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?
Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.
The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.
god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.
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That sounds like quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. People deliberately sign themselves on to be humiliated or something?
I prefer to not have to race for my life, given the choice. It puts a damper on any ability to have a conversation.
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Yeah, it totally is, but it's funny. And it's something to watch when you're bored or have on in the background, y'know? They sign up because you get to be on TV so it's sort of like being famous, only with like, more humiliation and ridicule. Plus the chance to win! All at the cost of your soul and dignity but, I mean, who uses those?
Hah, well, the story telling is for after the death-defying right?
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You know, I'll take your word for it and hang onto both my soul and my dignity. I need those.
I guess it makes for a very interesting story, but at the same time it's nothing I would voluntarily do again.
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Yeah, sounds like a good plan.
Well I guess you've been there, you'd know what constitutes exciting versus not.
Still sounds like a trip to me.