First Run - Hi, what the hell?

[speeding]

Okay. So.

• Magical journal? Check.
• Shower has been had? Check.
• Actually not-goopy clothing that still doesn't really fit? Check.
• Waking up in the most insane excuse for a social study without any memories or, you know, clothes, and being told the low-down by some poor girl who looked like she was going to faint? Double check.
• Getting practically manhandled around to god knows where without anyone telling me what the hell this is about and ending up writing this next to an endless rack of lady's high heels? GO TIME.

But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?

Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.

The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.

god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.

Comments

SO. MUCH. LAWL.

[speeding]

What?









I don't understand you dude. At all.

I think I'm tired enough that writing out Jump's thoughts actually makes sense atm

[shiro-yasha.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, as you grow and blossom you'll begin to understand this and that. The road to adulthood is littered with potholes and thumbtacks, so make sure your tires don't go flat.

That's pretty impressively tired.

[speeding]

Okay.

Yeah.



Thanks?

*flails uselessly*

[shiro-yasha.livejournal.com]

That one was free, but after this there's a charge. You think I have lots of spare time?

GO TO BED <333

[speeding]

Wow.

Do you like, actively try to be as confusing as possible in which case you do a really, really good job or is it a natural talent?

I will!!! After this, of course....

[shiro-yasha.livejournal.com]

Natural talent only grows into true skill with the aid of a caring teacher.

$25.00

Next?

SURE YOU WILL

[speeding]

I think I got gypped.

Ops, I went to bed. 8S

[shiro-yasha.livejournal.com]

You're afraid of gypsies? That's not my area of concern.

OH HO HO

[speeding]

... Right.



You make my brain hurt buddy. And so totally not in a good way.